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Jun
11th
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If all you have to offer is a shit sandwich, just say it. Don’t tell us how lucky we are and that it’s going to taste delicious.
— Daring Fireball - ★ WWDC 2007 Keynote News
Jun
8th
Fri
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Slow.

  • Foofy: *rolls around the magic 8 ball*
  • Foofy: outlook not so good
  • Me: *smashes your 8 ball.*
  • Foofy: use thunderbird or m2
  • Me: ?
  • Me: hahaha
  • Me: I get it
May
10th
Thu
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Get Help

  • Me: man
  • Me: getting tired from just looking at the screen
  • Foofy: :(
  • Me: I slept like, at 3, or 4 yesterday
  • Me: up around 8
  • Me: no nap
  • Foofy: sucks
  • Foofy: well get some sleep dude
  • Me: gotta tell me what to do huh
  • Me: just, just had to go there didn't you
  • Foofy: we need to go to counseling, together
  • Me: ...
  • Me: good comeback
  • Foofy: i try
Mar
5th
Mon
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Fuck You Josh. Fuck You In The Ass with a Sharp-Spiked Dildo.

  • Foofy: jasmeet sent me a six hour mp3
  • Josh: ...
  • Josh: of what?
  • Foofy: techno music
  • Josh: you sure hes not gay
  • Josh: or insane
  • Josh: I mean I hung out with ravers and even they didnt listen to techno for 6hours
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Mar
2nd
Fri
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A lil Dubya goes a long way

  • Me: *poke*
  • Foofy: ow
  • Foofy: hody
  • Me: *gives you back your 'dubya'*
  • Foofy: thanks
  • Foofy: *tries again*
  • Foofy: ho<dumbass president here>dy
  • Me: well done